
Ellen Jewett

Though mommy would never say who her daddy was, Beatrice still had her suspicions…
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week. Continue reading →
Brace yourself. This is going to be a rough one… Continue reading →

We interrupt our regularly-scheduled Halloween week festivities for a celebration of a different kind. Continue reading →

“That,” thought Muriel,”is the last time I walk through the forest before my eyelash glue is dry.”
Photo: Liam Richardson