NOTE: For some reason, the post I wrote about the lovely Howie is nowhere to be found. Instead, WordPress published my initial note to myself. What a colossal bummer. Unfortunately, I haven’t time to fully recreate it, so I’m going to leave you with this brief description.
Etsom·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week.