Let’s be optimistic. Perhaps it says “Surprise my coconut“.
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Category Archives: Chutzpah
Taking Out the Trash
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Love is Complicated (IKEA is Simple)
Still We Rise…
Here’s my vow to you. Continue reading
Conscious Ink
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Behind the Mask
Fin DAC
Etsomnia™ 123: OOAK
Where did clowns shop before Etsy?
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week. Continue reading
Ugly Xmas
Cool Gifts (For Deep Pockets)
Honeywell Inflatable Bubble Tent ($1,950). Because who doesn’t want to live in a snow globe?
Haters Gonna Hate
Adequate Man/Drew Magary
Etsomnia™ 109: Crooked
Elephant Man party of one, your table is ready.
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) Continue reading
Etsomnia™ 106: Derpocalypse Now
The twins looked at each other in horror. She wanted to put her feet WHERE?!?
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.)
Gymnastic Clown
Etsomnia™ 102: Deep Pockets
$250,000. Million dollar tee. I guess it must be on clearance.
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) Continue reading
The Funniest Obituaries!
Jewish mothers are a special kind of funny. Continue reading
Etsomnia™ 96: Short Story
If crocheted shorts are actually becoming a thing, I’m moving to Antartica where no shorts are worn until the siege passes.
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.)
Friends With Braiiiiins
Etsomnia™ 95: Under the Sea
How much do you want to bet this girl has a lot of these?
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.)
Happy Bat Dad’s Day
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Hamilton, Damnit
Hamilton: The Unaffordable Musical
My OBT 