[insert deity here] bless us all, everyone! By sweetperversion
Etsomnia™ 162: You’ve Got Mail
Tag Archives: christmas
Office Grab Bag Gifts (That Won’t Get You Hauled Into H.R.)
Office gift giving is hard Continue reading
2017 Holiday Gift Guide – the Super-Specific Edition
I know. You’re still trying to get the glitter from your Halloween costume out of your eyebrows, and here I am, hitting you with holiday nonsense. But we now shop in a truly global marketplace, and shipping time can be upward of 6 weeks, so I figured we’d better get started. And anyway, nothing gets glitter out of eyebrows but time, so you may as well check this out while you wait. Continue reading
Christmas Commercials for Beginners
Warning: this wonderful commercial from Allegro (Poland’s version of eBay) may cause something to get in your eye. Maybe even in both eyes…
Christmas Time is Here
Daniela Andrade
Etsomnia™ 120: Wrap It Up
Kanye on one side, Kim on the other. How would you decide? It’s like the Sophie’s Choice of wrapping paper. And I’m sorry to report it’s not the only Kim Kardashian holiday paper.
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week.
Ardently Crafted
ArdentlyCrafted
Call Her Ismael
Elpida Ismael
Ugly Xmas
Etsomnia™ 119: You’re the Top
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me… WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week.
2016 Holiday Gift Guide
Too soon to think about the holidays? Believe me, I agree. Continue reading
Etsomnia™ Volume 71: Ugly (Christmas) Sweaters
And that’s why you don’t feed mothballs to reindeer. By MadeThruLove
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.)
I Wish You a Swinging* Christmas!
Blue Engine Records
*No, not that kind of swinging. Continue reading
Bon Voyage!!
Christoph Niemann
Etsomnia™ Volume 69*: Holiday cards
Merry Christmas from your college roommate. By YeaOhGreetings
*I’ll bet you thought I was going to do something dirty for the 69th Etsomnia, didn’t you?
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.)
Etsomnia™ Volume 68: Hostess With the Mostess
Is this hostess apron ugly? Sure. But at least no one will be looking at your holiday weight gain
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.)
Etsomnia™ Volume 67: Happy Horrid-Days
Super-absorbent Lightdays® Christmas tree – now with wings!
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.)
The Art of Gift Giving – 2015 Edition
You know how much time I spend trolling Etsy for awful things to make you (and me) laugh? Well, during those searches, I come across some pretty remarkable stuff, and I bookmark the ones I love. Lucky you! Continue reading
Merry Swiftmas!
I’m going to be brief because so many news outlets have already covered this story. I just wanted to be sure that my readers didn’t miss this sweet story about Taylor Swift.
So the queen of adorbs started cyber-stalking a number of her fans this year, reading details about their lives and what they liked on their social media accounts, then she went shopping and bought them holiday presents. She wrapped and packed the presents herself, and in one case, even delivered them in person. If this is an act, she’s seriously committed to the bit.
Watch this!
Downton Abbey: the Sitcom?
Every year, ITV chooses a number of UK-based charities to be the beneficiaries of their Text Santa campaign. But they don’t just ask for money. They work for it. Continue reading
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