We interrupt our regularly-scheduled Halloween week festivities for a celebration of a different kind. Continue reading
Tag Archives: Halloween
Etsomnia™ 113: Haunted* House

Somebody pass me the bug spray.
*Haunted by bad taste, primarily
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week.
The Really Great Pumpkin
Lovely Bones

Ali Gulec
The Real Reason for the Internet

Thank you, internet!
Trick or Treat!

Gumball machine by makeit-loveit
Terrifying Treats:
Etsomnia™ 108: Costume Madness 2016

Unicorns, now with more dildo.
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.)
Nice Ride!
Etsomnia™ Volume 63: Halloween Regrets
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.)
Last-Minute Costume Ideas and Other Funny Stuff
In Gourd We Trust
Etsomnia™ Volume 60: Pumpkin Fever

Indeed. By BriscoBrands
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.)
Etsomnia™ Volume 59: Putting the Cost in Costume
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.)
Dead Like Me
“Calavera: a representation of human skull made from either sugar or clay, which is used in the Mexican celebration of the Day of the Dead and the Roman Catholic holiday All Souls Day.” – Wikipedia, which got it right! Continue reading
Special Halloween Bonus!
Warning: Guaranteed Nightmares Ahead
Happy Halloween, all! Below is the scariest scene from “Pan’s Labyrinth,” the most terrifying thing I’ve ever seen, so if you’re not into being scared silly, DO NOT WATCH IT. Instead, click here. Continue reading
Etsomnia™ Volume XIII: Fancy Dress Party!!
et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered in one’s sleep.