Neile Cooper
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Etsomnia™ 138: Kentucky Derpy!
Perhaps the most meta Etsy item ever, a Derby hat… for your horse! By the always-wonderful MyBuddyBling
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week.
Etsomnia™ 137: May the 4th Be With You
Yoda’s 23andMe genetic profile came as quite a surprise…
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week.
Mijbil’s Menagerie:
MijbilCreatures
Etsomnia™ 136: Sleeping Around
How any children were conceived in the sixties is beyond me. If the wearer of this thing got pregnant, it could only be because her husband wanted her to take the blighted thing off.
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week. Continue reading
Etsomnia™ 135: Fascination
Not sure about the design, but the model is really selling the message.
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week. Continue reading
Etsomnia™ 134: Throwing Shade
The description says ‘coffin dweller,’ but I think they look more ‘parents’ basement dweller.’
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week. Continue reading
The Bold and the Beautiful
Dina Luka
Etsomnia™ 133: Style…ish
Q. What color are those shorts?
A. Camel Taupe (If the joke doesn’t hit you, try saying it aloud)
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week. Continue reading
A Bird in the Hair
Anastasiya Khramtsova/Semen Belugin/FreeInTree
Back to Nature
Rachel Dein
Paper Anniversary!
Brittani Rose Paper
Etsomnia™ 132: Trunk Show
Though mommy would never say who her daddy was, Beatrice still had her suspicions…
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week. Continue reading
Stargazer:
Moon & Stars Jewelry by Jackie Taylor Designs
(Partially) Outside the Box…
Lucia & Judith Friedericy/Freidericy Dolls
Etsomnia™ 131: It’s Curtains!
This is a “valance” which I suspect smells like “skunk.”
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week.
All the Pretty Colors
NB Handicraft
Etsomnia™ 130: Spring Forward
Ah, yes. The traditional Spring rabbit rectum!
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week.
Lucky Enough
“If you’re lucky enough to live on the water, you’re lucky enough.” -Irish proverb
Brenda Sunseri
They were predicting for us more winter yesterday than we have the whole rest of the season. While it wasn’t really the snowmageddon they threatened, my thoughts nonetheless turned to … summer.
Dog Sitter
The Best Looking Dog Bed in the World by VurvDesign/Glenn Ross
My OBT 