I know. You’re still trying to get the glitter from your Halloween costume out of your eyebrows, and here I am, hitting you with holiday nonsense. But we now shop in a truly global marketplace, and shipping time can be upward of 6 weeks, so I figured we’d better get started. And anyway, nothing gets glitter out of eyebrows but time, so you may as well check this out while you wait. Continue reading
Category Archives: Shopping
Etsomnia™ 159: Witch, Please!
Materials: old lace, plastic bats, doily addiction, disembodied foot. This positively screams Pinterest fail!
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week.
9 Out of 10 Posh Fairies Agree…
Posh Fairytale Couture
Photo by VR Fine Art Images
Modern Organics!
Jenny Reeves
Shameless
Item: Kraken Pirate Bed
Price: $14,000
Reason: Because I want my grandkids to love me most
The Cutest Kryptonite!
Etsomnia™ 157: Lights Are On (But No One’s Home)
This “boudoir” lamp finial looks more like it belongs in your nightstand than on it.
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week.
Universal Appeal
Martina Bradach
Etsomnia™ 156: Knitmares
Because who doesn’t want a sweater with foreskin?
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week.
Shatter-Proof
I am horrified by the violence going on in my country. I agree that thoughts and prayers are not enough, but I don’t know what else to do. My heart breaks for the people needlessly gunned down, and especially for their friends and families who have to try and make sense of it all. Desperately wishing for better days…
Jessica Yoo/Design Meem
The Early Bird
Summertime Sadness…
KUKLAstudio
Etsomnia™ 154: Don’t Bother, They’re Here
Vintage night light also useful as a bed wetter starter kit.
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week.
A Small Town Gem!
Art Metal Studio/Christopher Sklba
Etsomnia™ 154: Caped Crusaders
I feel like she and I should be friends, but first, she’s got to lose the cape.
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week. Continue reading
Summers Past
Lisa Golightly
Etsomnia™ 152: Deconstructed
Some of these clothes being given a “second life” clearly should have never had a first one.
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week.
Etsomnia™ 151: Disasters in Denim
In this jacket’s defense, there were a lot of drugs around in the eighties. And the nineties weren’t much better.
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week.
Books 2.0
Malena Valcarcel
Etsomnia™ 150: A Few of My Favorite Things
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week.
My OBT 