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Etsomnia™ 194: Pearl Jam
Described as a penguin with a six-pack, this looks more to me like a duck shoplifting a bag of oranges
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week.
Pitching Woo
Hitting Refresh
Chunky throw (and beautiful styling) by PuffyWoolDecor
Looking for a way to revive and refresh your living or work space? Me, too!
Clothing For Change
Bex Exell/Clothing for Change
Creative (Undiscovered) Genius
Costume/Styling: Hippy Poppins
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Etsomnia™ 193: All That Glitters!
Those are ziploc drug baggies containing (very little) glitter. On a “glam” plastic smock. I have questions.
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week. Continue reading
Etsomnia™ 192: Statement Rings
“Glamour Turd Statement Ring” because Etsy.
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week.
Succulent Art
SucculentArtWorks
Bee People!
Etsomnia™ 191: Shark Week
Very cute, but seems more like shark weak…
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week.
Contemporary Kente
Styles Afrik
Etsomnia™ 190: Lobe-Bearing
To quote Chuck Testa, Nope!
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week.
Of Beasts and Beauty
Michael Tatom
Etsomnia™ 189: The Color Purple!
This listing is for a “personalized team hat” and not, as I thought, for depression medication.
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week.
On Little Wings
Harem Royal
Your Number One Fan!
Sand Laurenson
Radio: The Internet of the 1930s*
*Title shamelessly stolen from an article by Stephen Smith, published on American Radio Works
Blue Mirror Sparton 558 “Sled” Radio by Walter Dorwin Teague Design, 1937
Not-So-Ancient Greece!
Greek Mythos
Etsomnia™ 188 – Pride (In the Name of Love):
“Splash of color,” looks more like a splash of vomit. If this is too bold for you, there’s also a brooch version.
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week.
My OBT 