Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week.
Mannequin, the Sequel:
We interrupt your regularly-scheduled unthinkable news day for this nonsense. You’re welcome.

Buttercream Beauties!

Atelier Soo
No Snow Job!

Walter Martin and Paloma Muñoz
Dreamscapes

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A Stolen Afternoon

Rei Kawakubo for Comme des Garçons
Rats!

Diane Özdamar
Etsomnia™ 149: Getting Rhinestoned

“Rave bra top.” I guess, if you call this a rave…
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week.
Gorillaz in the Mist

Gorillaz/Jamie Hewlett
The Ministry of Silly Walks

Google DeepMind
Si C’est Gratuit, C’est Pour Moi!*
There’s No Place Like Holm
Red-Blooded American Male
In a Heartbeat

Beth David and Esteban Bravo
Fishnet 2.0

Lirika Matoshi
The Worst Stock

@darkstockphotos
Minnesota Dreaming

Samantha French
Who’s a Good Boy??

Maria Davison Ramos, Overall Winner and Man’s Best Friend 1st Place Winner
Funny Ladies!
The Couture Elf

Raluca Cojocaru /Elven Design Art




