Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week.
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Etsomnia™ 204: Tea Time*
*I was tempted to call this post “Tea Bagging,” but I thought it might attract the wrong audience.
Someone somewhere finds this beautiful. I am not that someone.
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week. Continue reading
2018 Gift Guide
It’s (nearly) that time again! Continue reading
Etsomnia™ 202: Monkey Business
You know it’s time to lay off the smoke when even your pipe starts to look stoned.
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week.
Ruffling Feathers
CcMillineryCreations
Etsomnia™ 201: Unconventional Materials Challenge
“Rave glasses.” Materials: metal jockstrap, cheap sunglasses, dog.
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week. Continue reading
Etsomnia™ 200: Birfday!
I’ve wanted one of these for years, and the princess cuts make this one is my hands-down fave! By RainbowSapphire
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week. Continue reading
Etsomnia™ 199: Don’t Jump!!
Put that thumb down, sir. It is unwwarranted.
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week. Continue reading
Etsomnia™ 197: In Stitches
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week. Continue reading
Etsomnia™ 196: Sit on It!
Etsy, because even clowns need to sit down once in a while.
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week.
Etsomnia™ 194: Pearl Jam
Described as a penguin with a six-pack, this looks more to me like a duck shoplifting a bag of oranges
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week.
Hitting Refresh
Chunky throw (and beautiful styling) by PuffyWoolDecor
Looking for a way to revive and refresh your living or work space? Me, too!
Etsomnia™ 192: Statement Rings
“Glamour Turd Statement Ring” because Etsy.
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week.
Contemporary Kente
Styles Afrik
Etsomnia™ 190: Lobe-Bearing
To quote Chuck Testa, Nope!
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week.
Of Beasts and Beauty
Michael Tatom
Etsomnia™ 189: The Color Purple!
This listing is for a “personalized team hat” and not, as I thought, for depression medication.
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week.
On Little Wings
Harem Royal
Your Number One Fan!
Sand Laurenson
Radio: The Internet of the 1930s*
*Title shamelessly stolen from an article by Stephen Smith, published on American Radio Works
Blue Mirror Sparton 558 “Sled” Radio by Walter Dorwin Teague Design, 1937
My OBT 