Item: Kraken Pirate Bed
Price: $14,000
Reason: Because I want my grandkids to love me most
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Etsomnia™ 156: Knitmares
Because who doesn’t want a sweater with foreskin?
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week.
Etsomnia™ 154: Don’t Bother, They’re Here
Vintage night light also useful as a bed wetter starter kit.
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week.
A Small Town Gem!
Art Metal Studio/Christopher Sklba
Etsomnia™ 154: Caped Crusaders
I feel like she and I should be friends, but first, she’s got to lose the cape.
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week. Continue reading
Etsomnia™ 151: Disasters in Denim
In this jacket’s defense, there were a lot of drugs around in the eighties. And the nineties weren’t much better.
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week.
Books 2.0
Malena Valcarcel
Fishnet 2.0
Lirika Matoshi
Minnesota Dreaming
Samantha French
Etsomnia™ 148: Caturday!
Bad kitty/good string art! By KeepOnBooking
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week.
Dad Joke of the Day:
Q: Why don’t cats like online shopping?
A: They prefer a cat-alogue.
Etsomnia™ 147: Portraits
I’d ask for my money back. That doesn’t look anything like her.
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week.
The Summer of Altoids
Heidi Annalise
Etsomnia™ 145: Jorts
From the Summer 2017 Flint, Michigan, tap water collection.
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week. Continue reading
Complex Simplicity!
Manos Kalamenios/MadeByManos
Etsomnia™ 144: Rainbow Nope
Classic first pride mistake: It’s strictly one rainbow per customer, kids. I appreciate her enthusiasm, though!
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week. Continue reading
Etsomnia™ 143: Mermaid Season!
Don’t know if the things around her waist are floaties or breasts, but either way, she’s going to have trouble staying submerged.
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week. Continue reading
Etsomnia™ 142: Cray
Would I wear it? Yes! But only when I’m home alone, because on me, it would look like this. By LOMstore
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week.
Ready, Set, Summer! An IRL Etsy Adventure
Etsomnia™ 140: Playing With Fire
Really beautiful work, but all I can see is this. By TheFirePitGallery
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week.
Live NYC Etsy Event on 5/21/17
Photo: Grand Bazaar NYC
My OBT 