
Unpolished Barn


Etsom·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week.
Continue reading →“𝑾𝒉𝒐𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒔𝒂𝒊𝒅 𝒅𝒊𝒂𝒎𝒐𝒏𝒅𝒔 𝒘𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒂 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍𝒔 𝒃𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅 𝒏𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒉𝒊𝒌𝒆𝒅 𝒂 𝒎𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒕𝒂𝒊𝒏.”


Turtle barrette holder. And I didn’t even know turtles had hair!
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week.

Zev Bianchi/Bcompact
Because we are on vacation, there will be no Etsomnia™ this week. Continue reading →

Etsy, because even clowns need to sit down once in a while.
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week.

Chunky throw (and beautiful styling) by PuffyWoolDecor
Looking for a way to revive and refresh your living or work space? Me, too!

“Great surfer gift” from someone who clearly has some deep-seated issues with surfers…
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week.

This fantastic mod table by THEYOUNGPRETENDER would look right at home in Austin Powers’ eat-in kitchen (not a double entendre…)

Hammer pants, the early years.
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week.